run down of Give Me Love

  • *Instrumental*
  • me: oh gosh he's good at guitar wow what a wonderful melody
  • Ed: give me love like her, 'cause lately i've been waking up alone
  • me: hm your voice is huskier than i thought
  • Ed: No I just wanna hold ya
  • me: i can feel the passion building here this is intense
  • Ed: all i want is the taste that your lips allow, my my, my my, oh give me love
  • me: omg this is beautiful i can literally feel his pain i must keep listening
  • Ed: give me love like never before, 'cause lately i've been craving you more
  • me: no ed it's ok baby don't sound so sad i'm here we're here just omG
  • Ed: you know i'll fight my corner, and that tonight i'll call ya, after my blood is drowning in alcohol, oh i just wanna hold ya
  • me: nope nope nope ed please stahhhp
  • Ed: M-my my, m-my my, m-my my, give me love, lover,
  • me: omfg no i can't deal with this stop that
  • Ed: *screams* love me! Give me love
  • me: jesus i can feel my heart breaking oh shit here come the tears holy mother of chrIST NO
  • Ed: my my, my my, oh give me looooooveeeee
  • me: that was an emotional rollercoaster that i never plan on taking again but i will because that was fucking perfect i cant really breathe urgh what a wonderful decision it was to buy this album he is such a perfect example of modern mu-
  • Ed: *breath intake*
  • me: the fuck is that i thought the album had fini-
  • Ed: ooOOOoof all the money
  • me: JESUS CHRIST THERES MORE HOLY SHIT STICKS TAKE THE WHEEL dead

mistletoevests:

why are bras and period products so fucking expensive okay this shit pisses me off, it’s not like i asked for boobs or for my vagina to destroy itself every month

rucbarwhovian:

Yo if you like/reblog this thing anytime on the day of the 28th of whatever this month is (it’s a Monday) I will send you a funny/weird ask

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